There are three things I love. 1: The house of Alexander McQueen. 2: Karl Lagerfeld. 3: My ability to never get tired of eating cheeseburgers.
There is one thing I do not love. 1: Bryanboy.
KL happens to be a master of Haute Couture, coincidentally enough, he also happens to be a fashion master of high-end/low-end collabs; being the first to ever team up with H&M. Now, the man who is brutally honest and awesome, has officially launched a selection of seven seriously bad-ass watches with Fossil, all designed and reminiscent of the Lagerfeld aesthetic with black metallic leathers, chains and pyramid studs. They retail for $195-$595.
I knew as soon as I saw these, I needed to get one for my husby. I was pumped.
THEN I watched the video. Oh, the video. Dissapointment set in. Heartbreak set in. I felt sick. There he was… Bryanboy. Could I put my husby in something that someone I despised promoted?
We all know him. Horrifically enough, this thing offends and disgusts me on a pretty regular basis. Sure, he’s a legendary fashion blogger, he wears hundreds of thousands of dollars in high-fashion designer freebies, he travels the world on someone else’s dollar and never misses an invite to any fashion week show – but he is raunchy and repulsive, nasty and obnoxious. After numerous Twitter updates from Bryanboy regarding gay anal sex and sexual references that were beyond offensive, it was clear I loathed this prick. UNFOLLOW!
Karl, you’re cool enough that I would let you be my dad, what happened?
[images c/o thefashionisto.com]